I have a folder of great random pictures on my desktop called “Random $#@!” It’s full of stuff that tickles my fancy…like this.
I was going to do a blog of some of the pics the other day, but then one of my back teeth fell off. Well a huge hunk of it anyway, which meant I had to go to see my dentist Dr Mark.
He said “Hmmmmm, I see you’ve been grinding again”
“mmmmmffff hmmmmmffff” I replied
“You’re going to need a crown” he told me
“awwwwwwffff phhhhugggggg” I replied
“And I think we’d be better going gold – it’s softer than porcelain” he continued
“wod? ow mudge” I managed as I spat his fingers out of my mouth quite forcefully
Mark assured me that actually gold crowns are less expensive than porcelain

So if I get a golden crown it really DOES mean I am the Queen of Everything, eh!
